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FUNNY STORY OF THE WEEKEND

NEW BROOM...

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her basket was filled with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious that she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called for yet another price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked, indignantly, “Well, at this rate, I’ll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!” “Don’t worry, Ma’am,” replied the clerk. “With all that wind kicking up over there and that brand new broom you have in your basket, you’ll be home in no time.”

Fun At The Movies

Fun At The Movies

Last week Ronnie Walsh went to the movies at the Rialto Cinema in Bristol to see "Slumdog Millionaire" but because of two women loudly chatting together who was sitting in the row in front of him, Ronnie was unable to hear the dialogue clearly. Ronnie leaned forward and said in a stage whisper, 'Excuse me ladies, but I can't hear.' 'I should hope not,' stormed the woman, 'this is a private conversation.'