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Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
  3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.
  5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
  6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish.  Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe.
  7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
  8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
  9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
  10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
  11. Knock knock.Who’s there? Daisy!  Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
  12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
  13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!
  14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.
  15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  17. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
  18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith! Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!
  19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
  20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!
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