One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
On of the women shouted to him,: We are not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned,’ I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked .’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I am here to feed alligator.’